- guard: by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
- female dragonborn: [looks straight into the camera like on the office]
if anyone remembers the story that was making rounds a while back about a 19 year old discovering the solution to cleaning up the pacific garbage patch, that project launched a fundraider which now has 7 days to reach it’s goal.
crASHES THROUGH THE WALL BECAUSE I HEARD SOMEBODY NEEDED MONEY TO CLEAN THE OCEAN
I DONATED. YOU SHOULD TO, IF YA GOT THE MONEYS.
I really wish I was in the position to donate to this. Since I’m not, I’ll help it get some more exposure. This is really important! Only four days left! Help!