(Source: philipyarnell, via hartboy)

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psyducked:

now we’re talking

ive had someone try to use a coupon this old before. ALSO someone returned a pack of jello and said they just bought it and didn’t need it. turned out the jello had an expiration date of 1990.

psyducked:

now we’re talking

ive had someone try to use a coupon this old before. ALSO someone returned a pack of jello and said they just bought it and didn’t need it. turned out the jello had an expiration date of 1990.

(Source: therussianlife, via justlearningasigo)

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revolutionaryrainbows:

YAAAAS NANCY DON’T BE NICE

hahaha burrrrrn

(via bromancing-the-stone)

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stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

my eyes just rolled into another dimension.

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

my eyes just rolled into another dimension.

(via -ryan)

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fangirladdie:

After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.

Oh Dan, work on that signature, boy.

(via dannybrito)

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maddieonthings:

Hello yes 👅

maddieonthings:

Hello yes 👅

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summer tunez

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Finally got my new bed!

Finally got my new bed!

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two titties diverge in a wood
one has more bronzer
i chose the one less trampled on

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I want to join a gym but can’t afford the stupid enrollment fee right now. No wonder everyone is fat these days.

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cestjay:

2 secs away from family while on vacation in Nova Scotia, selfie o’clock.

jasoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuh

cestjay:

2 secs away from family while on vacation in Nova Scotia, selfie o’clock.

jasoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuh

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This is pretty 

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